Film Director Enthusiast Mugs

"Thanks to the Oscars, we're going to be the hottest finger food this season."

James Bond in a Snow Globe

Screenwriters pitch movie to studio boss: 'It's a reinterpretation of Bicycle Thieves, that classic of Italian neo-realism. We're calling it, Dude, Where's My Chopper?'

Director/Action Man toy.

"I kid you not, blood was oozing from the walls! Unfortunately, it was fake: I had stumbled on the set of a horror movie..."

"Do you see yourself becoming a movie in five years?"

Department of Theatre, Film and Television: Lights...Camera...Unemployment!

Herman Mankiewicz

"I'll do the movie but I want to be highly compensated and highly acclaimed."

'Take a few days off. Suck some necks ...'

King Kong uses fly spray against the pesky planes on top of the Empire State Building

Men looking at black screen, "I call it film noir"

"Well, what did you expect? They were both missing vital organs."

'The secret to doing a book report is only picking books that have been made in to movies.'

"Let's talk film or let's not talk film - I'm easy."

'This should be perfect. The main characters fall in love during a series of explosions.'

Working in the Hazard Zone!

"An actor, you say? Guess you caught the acting-like-a-waiter bug."

'How many studio apartment construction projects did you say you'd worked on before?'

Gene Wilder as Willy Wonka

Stand-up Romcom

"I like movies that resemble my life, so I don't feel like I'm wasting time watching a movie."

"I'm sorry, we're looking for the voice of a spunky animated turnip and your reading is more fruit than vegetable if you understand what I mean."

Sign in book shop window: 'Critics agree the book is much better than the movie.'

"And the letterbox version, how does that make you feel."

"Boy, this blooper reel from 'Manchester by the Sea' is a crack-up."

Steve McQueen

Canadian film production

Standard endings for sci-fi movies...

"I want you to know that emotion overrode reason."

"You had the power to leave all along - just click your heels three times, grab your coat, and sneak out without saying goodbye."