Film Buff Chuckler Prints

Cell phone in theaters.

'He really wanted to get into the zombie role, so he became a Meth-Head actor.'

"For the best picture not having won anything thereby being eliminated from this category..."

Screenwriters pitch movie to studio boss: 'It's a reinterpretation of Bicycle Thieves, that classic of Italian neo-realism. We're calling it, Dude, Where's My Chopper?'

The Ray Bradbury classic, 'The Car Alarm.'

Benedict Cumberbatch

"Do you see yourself becoming a movie in five years?"

"They're wearing cameras. How humiliating."

Herman Mankiewicz

No-Work Orange

Working in the Hazard Zone!

"I like movies that resemble my life, so I don't feel like I'm wasting time watching a movie."

Stand-up Romcom

"I thought they were cracking down on jaywalking."

"I'm sorry, we're looking for the voice of a spunky animated turnip and your reading is more fruit than vegetable if you understand what I mean."

'There's nothing on.'

"Say hello to my little friend."

"The following film has been formatted to fir the screen of the newer and more expensive television set."

Time Machine Collision

The star hunters

"I'm just a girl, standing in front of a buoy..."

Candid Camera store.

Standard endings for sci-fi movies...

'It was great. I hated it.'

'This is the worst film noir I've ever seen.'

"I want you to know that emotion overrode reason."

The Dragon with the Girl Tattoo.

"Can't we ride off in another direction?"

Little Red Riding Carpet

'We're doing a fly on the wall documentary.'