Filing For Bankruptcy Mugs

Zen And The Art Of Bankruptcy

'If possible, I'd like it to be an amicable bankruptcy.'

'Here's where we went wrong - you applied for chapter 11, but you only qualify for chapter 6!'

A man looks at condolences cards from the “Chapter 11” section.

"You're bankrupt... That'll be $45,000 please..."

'Nonsense, Harry, it's my treat. I'm filing for bankruptcy tomorrow.'

'My filing for bankruptcy.. does that mean that YOU also get fifteen-cents on the dollar?'

'I was up to my neck in debt: I filed for bankruptcy...'

Travel 1st class and avoid meeting your creditors.

"I see your financial adviser has filed for bankruptcy."

IN box...OUT is wastepaper basket on fire.

In/Out/These Things Happen.

'I'll be late for dinner, dear, I'm up to my neck in paperwork.'

"Gentlemen, I'm pleased to say the firm is perfectly positioned to avoid chapter eleven and still be in existence this time next year."

'What happened to that efficiency report? I had it in my hand not two minutes ago.'

'Please put that confusing mess of documents, files and folders where it belongs...in your computer.'

'You'll soon get the hang of it - then they'll change it.'

'Marsha, did you file the Peterson account on the cumulus, stratus, cirrus, or nimbus cloud?'

'You're right. Our old safety files have become a safety concern.'

Late/Too Late.

'The job calls for a little filing now and then...'

'It's only fair to warn you that if you get the job there would be a lot of filing involved.'

"Ahh... don't you just LOVE that new, re-organized-under-bankruptcy-protection smell?"

In, out, shake it all about.

Deskboxes: 'LATE' and 'NEVER'.

'All we can do is hope for identity theft.'

'Our company has hit an iceberg and is sinking fast. Of course, it's all very symbolic.'

Paper Profits Break Glass In Case of Emergency.

'I'd put it on the back burner, but the stove's been repossessed.'

In - Out - Pending.

Three little pigs-mortgage.

I'm afraid neatness doesn't count, Mrs Wilson

In/Out Tray.

"This pesky decimal point seems to give you quite a bit of trouble."

'Ah, the Bermuda Rectangle for files.'