Filing Clerk Prints

"We need a better piling system."

'So why do you want to be a filing clerk?'

"A robot was doing my job, but it quit."

"Sorry, Elliott, but everything in this file is to be put on microfilm."

WALRUS, INC:(fish everywhere).

In/Out/These Things Happen.

"Where have you filed that Henderson letter?"

"Joey! We need to talk about the filing you did! You filed everything under 'Miscellaneous'!"

Whats ticking away in YOUR filing system?

Kiosk in large lobby with sign above it labeled 'Empathy'.

IN box...OUT is wastepaper basket on fire.

'Ok, I'm in a paperwork mood. Let 'er rip.'

'I'll be late for dinner, dear, I'm up to my neck in paperwork.'

'This is my partner. He'll be taking care of the small print.'

'What happened to that efficiency report? I had it in my hand not two minutes ago.'

'Look -- I'm willing to forget about all this if you are.'

'Please put that confusing mess of documents, files and folders where it belongs...in your computer.'

'You'll soon get the hang of it - then they'll change it.'

'Marsha, did you file the Peterson account on the cumulus, stratus, cirrus, or nimbus cloud?'

The witch of the west again showed no water usage for the month.

'You're right. Our old safety files have become a safety concern.'

Late/Too Late.

'The job calls for a little filing now and then...'

'It's only fair to warn you that if you get the job there would be a lot of filing involved.'

"Bailiff."

In, out, shake it all about.

Deskboxes: 'LATE' and 'NEVER'.

"Useless information"

'Wow! I never before saw such a strenuous objection.'

"These are just the guidelines, the forms are in the truck outside!"

In - Out - Pending.

Yawning barristers in court

"The prosecution shall stop referring to the defendant as 'the alleged, totally guilty as sin guy'."

'The next case Your Honor, is a palimony suit. The ant vs the grasshopper.'

'It's a new rule, sir - There's a seven-day waiting period for stamps now.'