File Clerk Prints

'Please put that confusing mess of documents, files and folders where it belongs...in your computer.'

OWT - NOWT.

'It's only fair to warn you that if you get the job there would be a lot of filing involved.'

Whats ticking away in YOUR filing system?

Jim, where did you file that quote?

Mrs. Lipman lacked organizational skills.

'The only thing the meek will ever inherit, is all of the crappy jobs.'

File room: A subsidiary of the black hole of the universe

"For all you file clerks - busy day tomorrow, lots of clouds."

"And look! I have my own nail file!"

Leaked Documents.

Anteater with INOUT boxes.

Office Head-Guard

'The job calls for a little filing now and then...'

'You're right. Our old safety files have become a safety concern.'

Cat and INOUT boxes.

"I've got your letter in front of me now, sir."

"He's a loose cannon with nothing left to lose, but he's the best damn file clerk I've ever seen."

"Larry?!"

'Whe they said 'God is my Judge', I didn't realize He was a real attorney.'

Kiosk in large lobby with sign above it labeled 'Empathy'.

In/Out/These Things Happen.

"Christmas - what a fuss eh?"

'This is my partner. He'll be taking care of the small print.'

'Look -- I'm willing to forget about all this if you are.'

The witch of the west again showed no water usage for the month.

"Bailiff."

'Sorry sir,but we can't just take your word that the boots leak'

"Useless information"

Never tell the boss "You can count on me" during inventory.

From Hunter-Gatherer to Influencer: The Evolution of the Dignity of Labor

"These are just the guidelines, the forms are in the truck outside!"

"The suit - it's rejecting your body."

'Wow! I never before saw such a strenuous objection.'

"Not much in the way of loot, but we got a ton of store credit."