Figures Gifts

'Damn! McGee's good!'

'What I don't understand is how all three of us managed to get the figures wrong!'

'They all want to play the star.'

'Actually, accounting is an exact science.'

If nobody had invented graphics

Back to school.

Today we learned to count to one.

'1,2,3 4,5,6 7,8,9...'It's the little things that count.(little figurines counting).

'She hasn't advanced to figure eights yet.'

Glue gun? Glitter? Dang it, I grabbed my crafting belt again.

'The sound of one hand clapping.'

Venn Diagram: DIamonds

Ice skater

Little Buttercup HMS Pinafore

"He was the one everyone called 'The Greatest.' Then one day, a stranger turned up in town."

Emergency Hipster Beard

What's In Her Bag? Coachella Edition!

Barack Obama's To Do list.

"Eye of pie...a**e of rat...p**s of newt."

"Arithmetic gets a lot harder when you run out of fingers and toes."

"Just when you're about to lose faith in humanity, you see Shakespeare in the Park."

'Action!...Cut!...Right, everything else is CGI'

"Six out of ten statisticians prefer to be in the majority."

Masquerade

Useless information desk at trivia buff convention

"It's probably a fracture - we'll do some imaging on it just to be sure."

Koko pleads with the Mikado

Cartooning 101: Figure Drawing

'Bugger!'

Sister to brother: 'It's kind of like alphabet soup, only for numbers crunchers.'

Bill hits the ground running, makes a big splash early on, and rides a roller-coaster of insane popularity right into the "Where Are They Now?" Wilderness of Forgotten Celebrities.

Inaction Figure

Ticket - At the Theatre in the Hay Market - The Authors Benefit Pasquin.

Master's Degrees of the Universe

The good news is that I've got all the figures...the BAD news is that I'm not sure what order to put them in!