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BREAK TIME! Take a break!

"Being raised in the city, Fred didn’t quite grasp the true purpose of a game camera."

He's in training for the rugby World Cup.

"Honey, do these sweatpants make me look like I prefer we stay in tonight so I can watch the game?"

I love you. You're my everything. Mixed Message Arts.

Karataoke

'Unbelievable, these guys brought a ringer.'

'Ron's not drunk - he's pouting because we won't play Pictionary.'

Bingo night.

Major Bunker (who has been persuaded to join in a game of hockey for the first time, absent-mindedly preparing to drive). 'Force.'

"Incidentally, my men's group has retrograded into a poker game."

The latest craze in party games: needlepoint charades.

"Prices may keep going up, up, up, but my love for you will remain positively, and forever, as is."

"Okay! Okay! It's a draw!"

America's funniest election gaffes

Playing cards.

Mayo-A-Mayo

'Once again, I fold.'

'He's a bit confused after that last round.'

"That's us stocked up for the Wimbledon final then..."

"I'm having friends over for dominoes, so everyone needs to clear out of the kitchen."

A street fight.

Off Off Off Off Broadway

"Oh, I almost forgot: This time, if you have a good hand, don’t say, 'Meowee!'"

'The score is tied and we've only got a 20-second timeout, so we've gotta be quick. ... I'm 'X'. Who wants to be 'O'?'

Is it a book? A film? A TV show? How do you mime a podcast?

'I can't believe this.. biggest fight of my life, and I forget to pack a wallop.'

Please Do Not Throw Cups of Beer At The Players... It's A Waste of Beer.'

"He's sulking because I always beat him at Clue ... "

'Ha, ha! But seriously folks...'

'Don't come too close - this baby will tear you to pieces, bite your head off and drink your blood... I've called him 'Fiscal Policy'.'

"You can get good cards but still have terrible luck."

'Frank has won 20 hands in a row. I'm beginning to think that's not him, but rather a robot with a poker computer installed.'

Pooper Bowl Sunday.

Cat holds sign that says 'come over here', dog holds a sign that says 'how?'