Fight Night Follower T-Shirts

'. . . 36, 37, 38, 39. . .'

'Haven't missed the big fight, have I, my sweet?'

'Soon as your endorphins kick in, you'll feel great.'

New Flavors at Where's the Scoop Ice Cream

'The only cuts we can all agree with are their cutting remarks!'

"You may inflict pain, but it mustn't be severe or prolonged."

Donald Trump Tells a Joke...

US election postal vote controversy

'I'd better make a note of your blood group...'

"Slugger goes yard!!!"

"Ok, ok, climate change is not a hoax!"

'It looks suspiciously like Killer Hart is taking a dive!'

Mayo-A-Mayo

Birds doing the 'wave'.

'He's a bit confused after that last round.'

The Good Feud Guide - 'Delia Smith does a nice roasted Worrall-Thompson.'

UK Public Opposition To War On Iraq

'It appears Alzedo is toying with his opponent.'

'Don't forget the plan - When he gets weak from laughing - Hit him with your left!'

"Or perhaps we could just have them wear these 'M-for-Muslim' patches...."

Dangerous Trumpism

'That was a peach of a right hander the referee gave you!'

What is the difference between a migrant and a refugee?

"The first rule of mime club is: You don’t talk about mime club."

Tax Stop: Your money to the IRS. . . Wealthy money to tax free places.

Flu Drugs.

'It's the slump - looks like he's about to evolve it into a double-dip!'

'Work the jab! Move your feet! Attack, attack, attack! ...But be careful. He's got a human shield.'

Wrestling Champion.

'Hey, we wanted budget cuts, we got budget cuts.'

..anarchists, terrorists, radicals and looters will tear down our great country

USA-Russia ties.

"Obama planted it."

Waste disposal