Fifty Shades Fan Prints

Sado-masochists reading in bed.

Under pressure.

'It's normal, don't worry, people on the street just love patting puppies...'

"They're friendly, but they're also carnivorous, so remember that when you're called on to beg and roll over."

"It's kind of sweet when they're all settled in like this."

"Have you tried biting him?"

'In memory of our beloved Skippy.'

"Do you think the birds like me?"

Whale Shark Thoughts...

'The workday comes to an end at the Audubon Society.'

'I had no idea there were so many types of dog treats.'

"I just love these casual fridays."

"Dad, can you tell me what a solar eclipse is?"

Shelter Dog 101 "Perfect!"

"Don't worry, your sudden urge to dance is perfectly natural, a combination of instinct and hormones kicking in. . ."

'I've seen this kind of thing before. In Vegas, I believe.'

'How do they know it's breakfast time? It's your garden clock, birdbrain!'

Birdwatchers making each other playlists

'It's like listening to the 1950s. You can hear the dentures whistling.'

Succeed.

Humming Bird's Hum.

Bird sees coo coo bird emerge from birdhouse

"Careful with Number Three. I hear she's a tough one to please."

'You keep out of this!'

'I think he wants a larger cage.'

'I can't keep a secret, either!'

'Cookery is the new rock n' roll'

"Whoa, pixie... you call that a beak? I've seen a bigger wingspan on a moth! Were you hatched from an egg or did you pop out of a peanut..." "I hate mockingbirds."

...thirty-nine years young, recent divorcee, lifestyle includes a canine leitmotif....

'Which species do you think was in there previously?' (Birdwatchers buying a cuckoo clock).

'-and to all you night owls out there...'

"You won't find a better breed if it's affection you're looking for."

"All these drawings you do that she sticks on the fridge door - what are you getting out of it?"