50s Fan Prints

'Cookery is the new rock n' roll'

"Well, that's the only song we know, so we can play it another two or three times, or we can cut our losses. Waddya say, Cleveland?"

Best before 65 million BC.

Instructions for Bow Tie Wearers

Adult Barbershop

The Dandy

'..It's just that with all your amazing powers of deduction and elimination, Holmes, I'm just a little surprised that the best solution you can come up with for seeing off the hound of the Baskervilles, is to 'chase them across the moors with a hoover. up

Teddy Boys' Picnic

'You know, it's kind of nice turning off the sound, turning on closed caption, and listening to piano music.'

'It's called a 'hat' -- you tip it to women instead of hitting them over the head with a club.'

Rock and roll singer with old mike and three backing singers.

Masked Ball

Victorian Secret

Tea and Sugar Rationing

'Dauber Micawber'

Mick Jagger at 95.

'It's like listening to the 1950s. You can hear the dentures whistling.'

'Dang it! The gals out here leave little to a feller's imagination.'

Sheep of the 1970's

"They listen to weird music, dress funny and you don't dare go into the bathroom after they've been in there!"

'We need your exact age...'Woodstock Generation' isn't specific enough.'

"It's been taken care of."

"I'm all shook up."

'I'd have to say you've been exposed to extemely high levels of polyester.'

The Heptathlon

'He's a little old fashion, but it's his love for red meat that bothers me.'

Purple dress

"And thanks again, Greg. It was divine."