Fiesta Planner Mugs

I made Guacamole.

Santa Claus's Mail

Margarita

"We're here to recharge our batteries."

"He wanted a heavily decorated cake for his birthday."

North Pole twinned with Amazon

'Our guest tonight certainly needs no introduction.'

'Well, this is definitely the last time I shake a bottle of Champagne before opening it.'

The Amazing Mr Sausage

'My dress is thirteen years old today!'

Magazines layout Christmas issues months in advance so a woe of cartoonists is struggling to draw Christmas gags in the July heat.

"Now that everyone's in...how do we get the food?"

'It's the LAST time I volunteer to organise the staff Christmas meal, I've spent three days trying to find a 'traditional' lacto-vegan Christmas menu.'

"As your CPA, I would recommend you count the number of eggs before you hide them."

'You add the girl after baking.'

'Yes, I think you better had ask Santa for it. Because there's no way I could afford to buy it.'

Biodegradable helium balloons.

'They call them gifts, but they make you pay for them.'

'Sure, I'll take a meeting - but only if you've been very, very good,'

Santa School.

'You're laying down that bottle for when Rich graduates from college? Don't you ever want to drink it?'

Florist.

Surprise!! Cat's birthday.

"Perhaps we should have postponed our downsizing operation until after the Xmas party."

"Wow, the literary life is exhausting! Just when I finish 'What I Did On My Summer Vacation,' I need to begin my 'What I Want For Christmas' list!"

"Where does it say anything about an age limit?"

Catering for a large family.

'Ta Da! A brand new set of festive outdoor dinnerware for all my summer entertaining!!'

Devil-may-care loans.

Two grooms and a cat on a wedding cake.