Field Hockey Player Mugs

"Break his third chakra!" "Knock the dharma out of him!"

"Good game, good game, nice game, namaste, good game, nice game ..."

'Why couldn't you throw like that in the game?'

'I do a lot of icing. It's part of my mellowness.'

'Call me in the morning. In the afternoon, I'm out in the field.'

'Still having problems finding a baby sitter?'

Job Safety - Hardhat.

"Come to think of it, I can't think of the last time I saw a monarch around here."

'Lungs, normal. Heart, normal. Kidneys, normal. For the life of me, I can't figure out where your pain is coming... wait. Do you play hockey?'

'He migrates through every year about this time. Just sits there and watches. We leave him alone and he leaves us alone...'

Where the Deer and the Antelope Play...

The Real March of the Penguins.

Zdeno Chara

'Overruled, you may continue.'

'His wife is very supportive.'

Wilfried Zaha

"I don't care if your mother is watching on telly, just get the ball in the net!"

Professional football.

'Last warning, Girard! Get rid of that mask!'

"Good game.". . ."Good game.". . . "Nice game.". . . "Good game.". . . "I'm in love with you.". . . "Good game."

"Look, I'm the bobblehead of this team."

'New rule. From now on you don't just sit in the penalty box. You also get a root canal.'

Bored with retirement, the Great One tries crime.

"Hells Angels, Zamboni Division"

'Now, lift and squeeze the diaphragm.' ... 'Sweet.'

Curling Rocks!

'That's an interesting point. If they're both on the same team, is it a penalty?'

"By the time I was supposed to resume my hockey career, I had discovered ice dancing."