Field Flippers Mugs

"I'd like to change my major from dental to mental."

Chase me, chase me cows.

'Ok..Ok...I'm putting the lawnmower back in the shed!'

Mr Metrosexual.

"Whaddya want for nineteen mil?"

"Awfully quiet... Must be a big game on!"

Clandestine cows.

The first animation.

"You should consider buying."

"It's a great Fixer-Upper and this is Ken, single, available and a pretty decent handyman."

'Not beans on toast again.' - 'No, toast on beans. I dropped it.'

"Ok Mr. Bisley, I'll admit it does need a bit of renovation..!"

'Call it a hunch...but I don't think he feels too confident.'

'All our appliances come with energy saving device - off/on switch.'

'Of course, some assembly is required. That's why my bid was so low.'

Monopoly game - "You just gazumped me!"

My parents had a mutual love of grass.

'My turn! Kick me next!!'

....aaaand.... HELICOPTER!

"Not sure what to watch? Go to menu/settings/power/off/pick up a book."

Books: Book on tape then back on book, then back on tape again. . . sold here!

Real estate.

On - Undecided - Off switch

Stealth grazing.

Blackbirds.

Auctioneer of the Year: Edward Hammerhands.

'Well sir, out 'idyllic country cottage' may be a bit extreme, but you have to admit its got potential.'

'I wish I could be as calm as JB when it comes to making decisions.'

Effective farming.

'If it was mine, I'd put it up for sale, invest the proceeds, and get myself a nice little condo.'

'Due to a slight technical mistake, I sold your house to me for £2.50.'

'Hello, Biggo Farm Equipment? How much longer is it going to take to get my manure spreader fixed?'

'It's okay, there's a six-figure carpeting allowance.'

'It's not my fault sales are down. The economy has made buyers homeophobic.'

Right, just off to the east field to muck spread!