House Flippers Mugs

Real estate.

'I'm thinking of flipping this house.'

"It looks like our house got sick and threw up the attic."

"I'd like to change my major from dental to mental."

"I'm bored - let's buy a house in the country that has lots of problems."

"Well, we're down to bare brick, natural wood, and raw nerves."

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"It's not so much a fixer upper as a tear it downer."

"Ok Mr. Bisley, I'll admit it does need a bit of renovation..!"

'Not beans on toast again.' - 'No, toast on beans. I dropped it.'

"You should consider buying."

"It's a great Fixer-Upper and this is Ken, single, available and a pretty decent handyman."

'Hey! I just started my James Patterson novel and I'm on chapter 97!' 'You read 20 pages already?'

'Of course, some assembly is required. That's why my bid was so low.'

"Not sure what to watch? Go to menu/settings/power/off/pick up a book."

'And, it's made from scratch not from a mix.'

"How much for the couch without the potato?"

'Well sir, out 'idyllic country cottage' may be a bit extreme, but you have to admit its got potential.'

Auctioneer of the Year: Edward Hammerhands.

For sale sign 'Don't take that down, it's holding up the house.'

'Due to a slight technical mistake, I sold your house to me for £2.50.'

'If it was mine, I'd put it up for sale, invest the proceeds, and get myself a nice little condo.'

"I love what you've done to the house."

'It's okay, there's a six-figure carpeting allowance.'

'It's not my fault sales are down. The economy has made buyers homeophobic.'

"Before this I flipped houses."

'Before we bought this house and remodeled, this pool was septic tank.'

"Just a little staging for the open house. Homes with a double garage sell faster."

God Bless Our Asking Price

Real Estate Sign - Desperation...

Ceiling collapse 'Don't worry, that's just settlement.'

'Damp. What damp?'

'I'll admit it, the basement is a little damp.'

For Sale/Price Reduced.