Fiddle With Fun Prints

The Fiddler crab.

'Before we start, I'd like legal representation.'

"Well, if you hadn't misfiled it in the first place it wouldn't have been lost."

May your Christmas be full of harmony

'I think you should seek treatment for that Lego block obsession of yours!'

Looks like another profit's warning

Teddy Bear

"Looks like somebody brought a blanky to a pillow fight."

"It's also a flat-bed scanner."

"I'm at that awkward stage between credit card payments and alimony payments."

It's 10 P.M. does anyone know what 'sequestration' means?

A boy blows a raspberry at birds

The Stomach Dance - inc. figure reminiscent of the Bon-Mots grotesques

"Don't kid yourself. Harold, you're no spring chicken!"

"How embarrassing, I'm literally glued to the television."

"It's for my husband's birthday party. Do you have a piñata filled with beer?"

Midway through the show, a seamless switch, from air guitar this Celtic air fiddle.

'I said you could have ONE cookie!' 'I know. I took two HALF moon cookies...'

'Little Nurse' daughter trying to distract Daddy so he cuts himself shaving

Ceilidh Minogue.

Violin Playing Snowman.

The Queen of Static Electricity: 'Boring Rainy Day Sitting Area.'

'I'll put one end of the hose in your pool...you take the other end outside...gravity will create a siphon and drain the water with no mess.'

Person playing the cymbals.

"Hey, no problem!"

"Well that's one way of getting your ball on the green. . ."

Playpen Jailbreak.

"I must be getting good, 'cause my dad told to go play for the neighbors!"

'It was your request for a more complicated tax form that raised the red flag.'

Wine

'Cloud fight!'

"You'll need this stick."

"Is it called a tax 'code' because it's difficult to decipher."

"Play around with these figures, Harry. I've given you the total I want them to add up to."

Old fiddles play the sweetest tunes!