Fiction Fangirl Mugs

"Unfortunately, once the child contracts Pokémon, he lives with it forever."

Meet Stephen Krkzk Author of 'Why Conspiracy Theories Are Nonsense'

Television Readers.

"For the last time stupid, you're tin man, you are not by any leap of the imagination, anything like Iron Man!"

'Look! The new long awaited, highly anticipated but ultimately disappointing novel by that guy you like.'

Characters jumping out of a book.

Through the Looking Glass - Queen Alice with Frog

"Harry Potter and the People Who Care Way Too Much About Harry Potter"

Science fiction fans on other planets

'Sue didn't watch soap operas all the time. She also reads books'

"Is this fiction, non-fiction or historical fiction?"

Book Shop Plot Spoilers

A man with Dwarfism is reading Little Women.

"Regarding the plot of your novel ... what on earth were you thinking?"

Addicted to reading

"I'm ready for summer vacation! A good book takes you where you've never been!"

"Yes, could you discuss the inspiration for the protagonist? Specifically, the motivations which propel the direction of his narrative?" "I would prefer not to." "Bartleby, the author."

'It's very fast-paced. The book was over before I could finish reading it.'

"You're not a real fan. You're just dressed up like a slut for attention."

Frankenstein's Ancestry

'You sloth and gluttony guys have it easy -- I'm here for envy!'

"It all happened so fast. 'Notable Book of the Year' to the remainder shelves to HERE in just six months!"

"He's writing a novel for the first time in decades. It has less to do with the urge to create or say something new, and more to do with the fact that all his previous books are now out of print."

Fellow Sheep of the Ring

"Barnes is morphing into some kind of strange creature. I warned him about eating out of the vending machines."

"Depressed, anxious, worried about the future we've had a great deal of this recently...I'd suggest you avoid watching England for a while."

"And last week I nearly crashed while reading on the freeway..."

Heaven

"I wish you would actually sell one of these novels...all these returned manuscripts are giving me backaches!"

"Chills, Randy. I feel chills. And I can't move." "And I can't remember the last time my palms were this sweaty." "This must've been what people felt like when they heard the Allies were finally invading Normandy on D-Day." "No way any movie can live up to this hype." "Wolverine day is almost upon us." "We are about to embark upon the great crusade..."

The discovery of a 51st shade of grey was met with mixed reviews.

Halloween sculptor