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'I don't know. I'll see how long it gets.'

"You've got a long, long road ahead of you, young man."

"Our Summer Citrus IPA contains your full daily requirement of fruit and fiber."

"What the %@!!* is that?!" "Is that a leg? Wait—no, it's an arm. Wait—what?" "The frame is nice." "Whatever it is, it makes me miss Bob Ross." "Gasp!" "The intentionally lost Caravaggio"

Unfinished painting of a monster in a lake sits beside the lake with no painter in sight

"The sweater you knit him will be thrown out in February."

"Personally, I'm a doer."

Cat rolls up yarn like power cord.

Rodin's Browser

Kid doing cave paintings

Convenience.

"Swiping won't cut it sonny-boy, you have to physically walk to the next painting."

The Cremaster Cycle

"Perhaps in my next life I'll be a jpeg."

'Sophie has discovered Gehry.'

"It has great depth, realized with such a unique economy of paint application... yet, there remains a curious aura of drivel I can't dismiss."

""Stop fidgeting. This is supposed to be a still-life."

'It's like a piece of music, like Mozart or Beethoven.'

Giacometti's less famous 'Man Walking Dog'

"Here's your sweater back."

Mammoth Posing

Maria Sibylla Merian

"Are my breasts AI? No! My cartoonist would never use AI!"

Knitted Kitty.

'I'm tracing my relatives.'

'I gave her that ball of yarn...'

Jackson Pollock's brief career with the highway department

Cover story: Picasso

'I can't tell the kitch from the schlock any more.'

"I can write, but I can't draw."

"Have we looked as though we know what it is, for long enough yet?"

(Gallerie Martorelli) (Art-Babble spoken here)

Antiques

"But is it content?"

The Big Picture