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'I don't know. I'll see how long it gets.'

"You've got a long, long road ahead of you, young man."

"Our Summer Citrus IPA contains your full daily requirement of fruit and fiber."

"The sweater you knit him will be thrown out in February."

"What the %@!!* is that?!" "Is that a leg? Wait—no, it's an arm. Wait—what?" "The frame is nice." "Whatever it is, it makes me miss Bob Ross." "Gasp!" "The intentionally lost Caravaggio"

Unfinished painting of a monster in a lake sits beside the lake with no painter in sight

"Personally, I'm a doer."

Cat rolls up yarn like power cord.

"Swiping won't cut it sonny-boy, you have to physically walk to the next painting."

Rodin's Browser

Kid doing cave paintings

Convenience.

"Perhaps in my next life I'll be a jpeg."

The Cremaster Cycle

'Sophie has discovered Gehry.'

""Stop fidgeting. This is supposed to be a still-life."

"It has great depth, realized with such a unique economy of paint application... yet, there remains a curious aura of drivel I can't dismiss."

'It's like a piece of music, like Mozart or Beethoven.'

"Here's your sweater back."

"Are my breasts AI? No! My cartoonist would never use AI!"

Mammoth Posing

Giacometti's less famous 'Man Walking Dog'

Knitted Kitty.

Maria Sibylla Merian

'I'm tracing my relatives.'

'I gave her that ball of yarn...'

Antiques

"Have we looked as though we know what it is, for long enough yet?"

(Gallerie Martorelli) (Art-Babble spoken here)

"I can write, but I can't draw."

'I can't tell the kitch from the schlock any more.'

"But is it content?"

The Big Picture

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