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A Reasonable Time for Concern

"I can only play 9 holes . . . I think I'm supposed to get married today!"

"She's really nice and I didn't want to hurt her feelings, so here we are."

The newly webs are happy now, but how long will the honeymoon last for both of them?

"Mum, Dad... I'd like you to meet my fiance, Goldilocks."

Shepherd and eurydice

You're my Mona Lisa.

Large Dollar Sign Office Block

Great Chinese Dynasties

'Past performance is not an indication of future results.'

'Darling I want you to remember this always,,,'

'Of course I'll still love you when you're old and skinny!'

Heart surgeon tastooing patients heart with "Love".

"In lieu of a pre-nup we decided just to label everything."

'Harold, when was the last time you cleaned the pool?!'

I must say a winter wedding certainly saves on confetti!'

Couple looking at the statue of Eros by moonlight.

"We stumbled onto a house - and both of us being young and in love and quick to grasp the situation - "

'Now that I've lost weight, I can't afford new clothes in my size.'

'Now I kinda wish we had planned a bigger wedding.'

It's not because I'm nervous. The reason I'm not eating is because I really do have butterflies in my stomach.

"Thanks to my wedding planner, everyone in the wedding is still talking to each other."

'Do you promise to love, honor and remain co-dependent until death do you part?'

"I can't decide if we're good people who are bad at communicating, or monsters who communicate perfectly."

Man dreams of romance whilst a woman dreams of romance and babies.

Don't be fooled by the theatrics. She'll only suck your sap!

Bear Costume

'Sooner or later, someone at the party will hand you a sandwich and a glass of wine - then what?'

"Do you promise to love, honour and contribute to the gross national product?"

'We have a beautiful relationship. Why spoil it with a hug?'

"According to this article, snoring can result in justifiable homicide."

That may well be how the catalk models do it, but I still think you look like a three legged horse in a field of cowpats!

"I feel we haven't moved beyond parallel play."

"Look! I'm going to be a customer!"

"It started with a mutual interest in martial arts and developed into an interest in marital arts."