Fetish Joke Enthusiast Mugs

'C'mon now Kitty! Swear at me! Accuse me of being a bad dog!'

Zoology Class. Test Today. What did you get for the question about Fuzzy Wuzzy?

'What did one flea ask the other?' 'Shall we walk or take the dog?'

'He who laughs last probably doesn't get it.'

"The tests confirms you have short-term memory loss."

"Eat me"

"Someone throw him a punchline!"

Clown's Comedy Fart.

"I always check twitter before work, to see if yesterday's joke got me the sack."

'There it is, 'Twerk', right next to 'Twerp'.'

"Amateurs."

Higher wisdom...

'Since laughter is the best medicine, I have a joke, Hee, Hee, Haw,Ha!...that could simply wipe out your Infectious Mononucleosis!'

Alphabet soup gets cold for slow readers.

'Listen Sonny, I don't want or NEED to get to the other side!'

'Do you do self-deprecating humour?'

"This is the fourth student who bubbled in Y-O-U-R N-A-M-E when I told the class to 'bubble in your name'!"

"So, if the Pope is pious, what kind of pie is he... apple?"

"I love a woman with a sense of humour."

"Sounds like cracked ribs. Try loosening your belt."

Creating dummy corporations for dummies.

Laughter Is The Best Medicine

'Igor, quit bugging me!'

"You've got to be kidding me." Hoover Dam

"I don't know how to tell you this, but it looks like you have a brain the size of a walnut."

"Congratulations, Gentlemen! We removed it from his skull without damaging his funny bone!"

Every class has one. . .

'How do you stop a fish from smelling?'

'Make him laugh, make him cry.'

Your stomach is growling Mr. Fusco. Is that all that is? I've been paying my psychiatrist good money to help me to stop hearing inner voices.

Pre-Minstrel Tension

'Inside Ralph is a comedienne crying to get out.'

'The pills stopped your depression but we may need to adjust the dosage, Sister Naomi.'

'The only way anyone gets in is on there knees.'

"And watch out for the boss,he has a habit of creeping up on you."