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"Why do they do that?"

'What did one flea ask the other?' 'Shall we walk or take the dog?'

'He who laughs last probably doesn't get it.'

What's normal?

"The tests confirms you have short-term memory loss."

"Eat me"

"Someone throw him a punchline!"

"I always check twitter before work, to see if yesterday's joke got me the sack."

"I lost my taste for his homework when it came burned on a CD."

"Amateurs."

'Do you do self-deprecating humour?'

Alphabet soup gets cold for slow readers.

Higher wisdom...

'I wouldn't kick her out of bed.'

'Listen Sonny, I don't want or NEED to get to the other side!'

'Since laughter is the best medicine, I have a joke, Hee, Hee, Haw,Ha!...that could simply wipe out your Infectious Mononucleosis!'

My other car has a bumper sticker that says this on it too.

'I'm wrapping it tightly to keep the ankle from swelling.'

"I love a woman with a sense of humour."

Donald Trump Tells a Joke...

What's your thumb doing on my steak? Want me to drop it again?

"So, if the Pope is pious, what kind of pie is he... apple?"

"This is the fourth student who bubbled in Y-O-U-R N-A-M-E when I told the class to 'bubble in your name'!"

"Sounds like cracked ribs. Try loosening your belt."

'Sorry, but my car is a hybrid and I wouldn't accept anything less in a husband.'

Laughter Is The Best Medicine

Creating dummy corporations for dummies.

'How do you stop a fish from smelling?'

Every class has one. . .

'Inside Ralph is a comedienne crying to get out.'

'Make him laugh, make him cry.'