Fetal Prodigy Seekers Pillows

Lamaze. I'm sorry, no, we' don't offer any "Gifted Fetus" programs.

"Abstract Expressionism is definitely right for me at this stage of my career."

"I'm starting him off with a little rope theory."

'They were hoping to gradually introduce him to the pro game, but injuries left them no choice.'

Computer Science Class 10101010101.

'I know about the birds and the bees. Tell me about the bears and the bulls.'

Mother puts extra long dummy in babies mouth.

No kicking: 12-6 Mon-Sun

'I'm sure that you are highly qualified. It's just that we're not hiring anyone at the third grade level.'

"You're 5 years old now, Timmy. It's about time you retain an attorney."

"... And his piano teacher says that he definitely has Van Gough's ear for music."

'As you can see, it's a boy and he seems to be doing just fine.'

"Still believe leaders are born not developed?"

'I think what we need now is someone called a computer programmer.'

"Viola player coming through!"

'What do you mean you're the new Paediatric Specialist?'

"Should we keep the receipt in case of returns."

Gracie for Queen...of the universe.

"Nicole’s parents celebrated her curious mind, even in those moments when it really depressed them."

"We're hoping that someday Rosalie will be a major player in the creative economy."

'You'll never be the next Micheal Phelps if you don't start working on your breaststroke.'

"The treasury has hacked into his computer and asked for ideas to solve the deficit"

'The other kids at school say I might need glasses, Dad.'

Australian baby with toys hanging from his hat rather than corks

'Music hath charms,' &c.

'Beryl, I've been thinking.....'

'I handed over my company to my son and he's doing better than I ever did. Unfortunately he's starting school next year...'

"Some people call this an elementary school. Not me. I call it pre-med."

'Dad a dachshund is really half a dog high and two dog long...'

'She is being impossible again.'

"Attention, please. At 8:45 A.M. on Tuesday, July 29, 2008, you are all scheduled to take the New York State Bar Exam."

'I'd like you to meet our new programs director.'

'The doctor is ready to see you, Teddy...Bring your handler!'

"It's a neat idea for a book, Mr. James, but there's way too many big words."

"I know at least two people who will sleep easier with him behind bars."