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"Look, I'm not ghosting you. I just have a huge list to deal with right now."

"No, you definitely wouldn't get Christmas Eve off."

"How sweet, you texted me. . . I love you too!"

"Could you help me fit nine days work into five and still see my family?"

'Avoid the Christmas rush, drink now.

"We all go a bit crackers over Christmas, just try to pull yourself together."

God sends a text message: 'OMME!'

Bring it on, Scrabble nerd! Want to tell him directly? What do you mean? There's a chat function so you can taunt other online Scrabble players. Just type in your insult and hit send. Have I died and gone to heaven? The internet. And I suspect it' met its match.

'That was SO worth it!' - Christmas Tree Toppled

Dec. 26

NSA is coming to town.

"Grandpa can't hear you. Turn on your caps lock."

'I'm not saying that global warming is a reality...'

Man reads book entitled: TXTRS DGEST.

You Have 1 New Messages

'What am I thinking? Don't you read my Tweets?'

Scary Face at Window

"He said, 'Won't you guide my sleigh tonight?' I thought that meant steer."

'Mom and Dad, like when did you first text that you loved each other?'

U.S Airspace missile detection meets Santa

"Mum, I think Grandad's run out of batteries."

Santa's Nightmares

"Room for bigger presents!"

"I just sent a penny to your bank account for your thoughts."

"Mom said we shoulda brought the truck...."

If you need anything else, just text me.

'What's the text abbreviation for 'yippee yippee yo, yippee yay, yippee yo kai aye?'

Christmas Newspapers

Text Santa

I heard you have a really bad toothache. Meh. Not anymore. "Meh"? I got bored of that, so I just moved on. Amazing. "Mindless over matter." Bored of this phone.

'Free gifts to every kid in the whole world? -- Are you a Keynesian or something?'

'-and don't forget your mobiles tomorrow - we shall be texting Santa!'

Valentine's Day texting

'I can't talk now. I'm in the annual meeting.'

Ned stepped out of the office for a little texting, tweeting, status updating and general web surfing...hours later his GPS app placed him deep in the woods.