Festive Stress Reliever T-Shirts

Christmas Club Accounts: 'I'm afraid your account is having a crisis of faith...'

"But I Didn't Get a Gift For You" Express Service

'What sort of mission statement is that?'

Counting ribs

'Yes, I know there's a deadline on this project.'

We should take a break. Ron's eyes have turned into spinning rainbow wheels.

"Sometimes ... I just want to run away."

'Take two tablets the moment you begin to feel indispensable.'

'Apparently, Smith's desk just couldn't withstand the weight of the paperwork we piled on his desk.'

'It's a difficult job, he needed a bigger than average 'stress ball'.'

Turn, turn and turn.

"I'd like a week off without any business related e-mail on my home computer."

"Barking sometimes helps me relax. But then it drives the neighbors crazy."

"What do I do to relieve stress? I meditate, about not working here."

'I request an postponement, Your Honor -- I have to study for my bar exams.'

Fight or Flight

Another day at work would be one too many...

'I had no idea aspirin came in such a large bottle.'

Mind-Fullness

Cat in a flap

Vending machine: NO stress, only 50 cents.

"I remember when we first met you were an exhausted young doctor! Now you're an exhausted middle-aged doctor!"

'Calling Tech Support does NOT count as one of my wishes!'

"I feel your pain."

I took a vacation to forget everything and I forgot my luggage.

'Can you see what's causing the hold up?'

"I scream! You scream! I can't stop the screaming!"

"My blood pressure stays fine, Doctor, as long as nothing comes between me and my fishing."

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Meat Grinder

'Please leave the light on, dear. I'm afraid there might be OSHA inspectors under the bed.' 'Managers at Night.'

Nervous Oral Testing

"You work too hard. You have stress balls!"

Tossing computer into canyon.

'We're all out of flu vaccine - how about something for anxiety...?'