Festive Skin Enthusiast Prints

Skin Clinic - Merry Eczemas

"Has anyone seen the dog?"

Christmas tree with wadded up lights.

"Too much concealer?"

Mrs Claus - North Pole Dancing.

"Snow White swears by these 10 products for flawless beauty."

"Eternally youthful complexion? Here's the deal. Never go out in the sun. Never eat dessert. And, for God's sake, don't smile."

Yo ho ho!

"That product you are using is fantastic. Your eye bags are gone."

'This facial cream is called 'High Definition'...it brings out beauty in sharp, wonderful detail.'

'You need to do something about your dry skin.'

'Apply that ointment as directed and call me if the growth does not reduce or it starts to talk.'

Desert Dermatologist

New Twenty Blades

Sunburn lotion, Windburn lotion.

"I've had. . . um. . . just a small sherry. . ."

"As you can see, I've learned the alphabet."

"We're the same age, but you look great! What's your secret?"

'You do Botox?'

'I play an evolving character, In the second act, I'm a piece of pie,'

Merry Kissmas

'As pizza maker, maybe a skin care products site isn't the best idea for an affiliate site.'

"Yikes! So many foundations, so little time."

'Let's open presents Christmas Eve AND morning. That way Christmas lasts for TWO days.'

"Do you have anything that can help remove dark circles from under my eyes?"

"Another barnacle?!" "I was a teenage creature."

'I agreed to guide you, My contract says nothing about pulling a sleigh,'

'Doctor, how can I prevent wrinkles? Don't sleep in your clothes.'

'Then it's approved. We move from the North Pole at once due to melting of the polar ice caps.'

"Apricot pit?! Are you kidding, Mister? This stuff knocks raw avocado and almond nut outta the water!!!"

Elf of the Month

"A Leading cosmetics company believes our drilling mud would ake an excellent skincare product."

"How come your skin is sooooo smooth?"

"Couldn't you have waited till she was smiling before you injected the botox?"

"I'd like to thank everyone who believed in me."