Festive Attire Enthusiast Prints

'Aside from the fact that you're green with envy, you're not wearing any green.'

"I decided to go all out on the house decorations this year."

Christmas tree with wadded up lights.

Yo ho ho!

Christmas sweater alternatives

"As you can see, I've learned the alphabet."

"I've had. . . um. . . just a small sherry. . ."

'I play an evolving character, In the second act, I'm a piece of pie,'

Merry Kissmas

Hair of the dog spots: christmas jumper

'Let's open presents Christmas Eve AND morning. That way Christmas lasts for TWO days.'

"So yes, I bit him! How was I supposed to know it was Master wearing a red fat-suit and a fake white beard?"

Santa uses his interviewing skills on his second job, too.

'I agreed to guide you, My contract says nothing about pulling a sleigh,'

Elf of the Month

"Pull over, Rudolph! We'll have to charge the electric sleigh again..."

Papa, how come Rudolph has a red nose? Because he's a drunk, son. Plain and simple.

'This would be perfect for Charlene to give her husband...'

Santa Claus

Poinsettia

December Fest

"I keep thinking it's Christmas."

'I wrapped it myself !'

"What time does the Black Friday parade begin?"

'Harold, wake up, you're supposed to be the tooth fairy tonight.'

An Elf Pervert: 'Just put these on...see if they fit.'

A bit pre festive isn't it?

Christmas fairy.

'-and for fifty years undying loyalty to the company...'

"You wouldn't believe how much it costs to feed eight tiny reindeer."

'I'm the keynote speaker at the Shining Light Leadership Seminar.'