Festive Season Admirer Mugs

'When Santa leaves the North Pole this Christmas eve. You can be sure of one thing...'

'I'd say your caravan's a tad overloaded, sir.'

Christmas tree with wadded up lights.

"Happy Gnu Year!"

Mrs Claus - North Pole Dancing.

"Really! How many 'How to Survive the Festive Season' articles does one man need?"

Evil elves trying to take advantage of Christmas tree fairies.

Yo ho ho!

"How can you expect anyone else to believe in you when you don't believe in yourself?"

"As you can see, I've learned the alphabet."

"I've had. . . um. . . just a small sherry. . ."

Merry Kissmas

'Let's open presents Christmas Eve AND morning. That way Christmas lasts for TWO days.'

'I agreed to guide you, My contract says nothing about pulling a sleigh,'

"I'd like to thank everyone who believed in me."

"You were ho-ho-hoing in your sleep again!"

"Pull over, Rudolph! We'll have to charge the electric sleigh again..."

Papa, how come Rudolph has a red nose? Because he's a drunk, son. Plain and simple.

Elf of the Month

He Sees You When You're Sleeping

Entering Vermont, No Artificial Coloring

Santa and reindeer in line with shadows

Santa Claus

December Fest

"I keep thinking it's Christmas."

"What are they saying about you on Yelp?"

"Why the hell aren't you writing all this down?"

'This would be perfect for Charlene to give her husband...'

Notice! Due to COVID, all reindeer games are postponed indefinitely.

"Of course I was speeding - how else am I going to visit billions of households in one night?!"

Can you guess what it is yet?

Poinsettia

'I wrapped it myself !'

"What time does the Black Friday parade begin?"

Season's Greetings and a Prosperous New Year.