Festive Peace Lover Pillows

Silent Night.

"I'm sorry, but my costs were way out of control."

"We don't care about his nose. We won't let him play because he's not vaccinated and won't wear a mask!"

"Really! How many 'How to Survive the Festive Season' articles does one man need?"

"The eggnog fountain is a bad idea."

"Please hold applause until end of dragon."

Snowman

Cake

"Perhaps it wasn't so wise to bring Frosty along!"

"... and this is Carol’s stupid meditation room."

A centipede's Christmas stockings

"So you want for your three wishes...world peace, happiness for friends and family...and the weekend off."

Peas on Earth.

"I believe I you, Bigfoot."

'Then it's approved. We move from the North Pole at once due to melting of the polar ice caps.'

"He turned on, dropped out and never came back, it's 50 years since woodstock and he still thinks that's a mirror."

Hippie on the moon

"You were ho-ho-hoing in your sleep again!"

'Am I on your good Facebook friend list, or on your bad Facebook friend list?'

"The other reindeer sent me back to the smoking section."

Make love not war

Come To Church Today and Beat the Christmas Rush.

'I hate it when he's in one of his silly festive moods.'

Wishing you a very harmonious Christmas

"When I eat out, I like to order something I would never make at home."

Early versions of the new year's eve ball drop proved less popular among revelers,

Christmas Dwarves

After they became friends, Rudolph found out just what reindeer games the reindeer played.

Seventh Birthday

Shall We

Dove with its wings tied

Balloon ski lift

'Christmas, Ms. Sims, is the chink in my armor.'

"Just put one foot directly in front of the other, sir, and walk in as straight a line as possible."

"I take it you'l like to open joint accounts. . ."