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"There was no Christmas Party."

"Christmas - what a fuss eh?"

'You and your 'Rescue the Reindeer' campaign!'

'Life is all attitude: 45 seconds of enjoying it...45,000 hours of regretting it...'

"I don't believe in you!"

'I hate all holidays!'

"That's Bridgeport from legal, he's got the consent forms."

"This year let's choose a Christmas card design that reflects the situation the country is in. Let's go for a design that says: Bah humbug!"

"I've never hated Christmas, just people."

"So, Mr. Claus, there IS a Virginia!"

"Birthday? No? Anniversary?

"I just keep getting this urge to say 'Bah Humbug'!"

What a stupid custom! I like it. Teddy. Twig. But I don't believe in Santa and neither do you. So don't hang your stocking! I do believe in mom and dad! Ahh

'Houston..Er..I don't know how to tell you this..'

Cadbury's "Recession" - Brown Ale Chocolates

'We've finally found a candidate that can really deliver.'

'Free gifts to every kid in the whole world? -- What are you running for?'

'Ms Phelps, can you help me? I seem to have misplaced my Christmas spirit.'

'Don't try to kid me - that whole Rudolph thing is just a publicity stunt, isn't it?'

'Frankly, I don't know what to believe. They say if it sounds too good to be true, it usually is.'

'... But, if he knows when I'm sleeping and when I'm awake, isn't that an infringement of my right to privacy?'

"Oh for God's sake Peter, do remove your feet from the table."

"There are more things I'm ungrateful than grateful for. Why can't we have a holiday for that?"

"You know if I've been naughty or nice? Do you have my phone tapped?

Scrooge: only-23-days until day after Christmas.

Of all nights...this was not the one to ponder the glass half empty, half full conundrum!!

"Bearing in mind that Santa has fact checkers, have you been a good little boy?"

'Mr. Humbug'

'Nothing. Turn off the porch light.'

'Don't try to kid me - that whole Rudolph thing is just a publicity stunt, isn't it?'

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"I want to believe in Santa Claus, but it's tough in this post-fact, fake news era."

"Bah, humbug! It's not just for Christmas anymore."

Santa Claus does not exist - Satan