Festive Mood Setters Pillows

Santa deleting his e-mails.

"That's it lads, 364 days annual leave...what would we have done without our union!"

Sana's Back with his soot eating grin.

'That'll be four twenty for the beers and sixty quid for the Xmas decorations.'

Bubbly

"A GPS! Thanks guys! It's exactly what I need to guide my sleigh...you know, in light of that unfortunate hunting accident."

'Never mind that. I think I've just discovered a new planet!'

'I'm the ghost of Christmas future. I'm hammered, can we do this later...?'

Evil elves trying to take advantage of Christmas tree fairies.

Prosecco Peacock

"Merry Christmas"

"How can you expect anyone else to believe in you when you don't believe in yourself?"

Santa in the Sky: Happy Holidays!

Reindeer

Cow and Milk

'How long has it been shaking like a bowl full of jelly when you laugh?'

'There really IS a Santa!' Santa busts pets eating his milk and cookies

"As you can see, I've learned the alphabet."

Dog on a harp

Happy New Year! Hope you can stay up for it!

Children with Dog on Christmas Eve

A Sweet Christmas Connection

"I believe I you, Bigfoot."

Scratchy carves out another masterpiece.

Surfing kangaroo #1 Hawaiian shirt.

"Hi, my name is Rudolph." "Hi Rudolph." "And I have a drinking problem." "Hi Rudolph." "Hi Rudolph." "Hi Rudolph." "Hi Rudolph." "Hi Rudolph."

Sabrage!

'I'm writing my New Year's resolutions.' - 'I resolve to finish everything that I start.'

"I didn't get anything I asked for last year so I want your acceptance of this year's list to be notarized."

'Attention everyone! I'd like to make a rebuttal of the resolution my husband just made about my going SHOPPING.'

'Just tell him you mind your teacher and do your lessons. You don't have to prove it.'

SANTA'S ATTORNEY

To prevent Christmas git opening from being over in a flash, the Wagner kids were required to use only their feet.

Merry Sisyphus - Christmas pudding being pushed up a mountain.