Festive Loners Club Prints

Christmas party for the home worker

ONE HORSE TOWN

3 Pointless Things To Do At Christmas: Add a little festivity to your favourite fast food/Look up an old friend/Murder the Scotch.

Drinking Companions

'Then it's approved. We move from the North Pole at once due to melting of the polar ice caps.'

'After talking to him. it's clear our only hope for a bonus this year is Santa Claus.'

"And if you don't know what to say, just say, 'Ho, ho, ho!''

Martin hated dining alone – but loved the savings.

'And the winner of the 'biggest loser in love' category is...'

"Since no one showed up, I'll keep my remarks brief."

Our busy Sundays are Christmas, Easter and hurricane season.

Ice skating boyfriends

Snub Marine

Pucker up!

'Sigh - Yes, I will probably be dying alone.'

'I HATE Spring cleaning!'

Xmas

'I told you that nobody would show up.'

'What I like about Christmas is that wonderful feeling of freedom when it's all over.'

"It's a list of tariffs to be paid"

Quiet night? Liven up that game of solitaire with a Mexican wave.

'He must be the real Santa... He was the only sober guy at the Xmas party!'

'I had a very lonely childhood. I was an only twin.'

Slippery underfoot

'Poor fellow. One really is the loneliest number.'

'He knows if you've been good or bad - based on how many friends and followers you have.'

Hunters And Gatherers Without Partners.

'I'm pretty sure I�m seeing you due to bad nog, but as a struggling small business owner trying to keep costs down, I�m wondering if you'd deliver these bills on your rounds?'

Celebrating Whatever - Celebration with blank modifiable banners.

Christmas during a pandemic.

the ventriloquist

'Oh, it's from my new pen pal on the other island.'

'Looks like Harvey's entered his holiday mode.'

'I find I'm talking to myself a lot these days.'