"I don't think he believes I've been a good little boy. He told me to go home and go to my room."
Festive Jokes T-Shirts
Bring humor to your wardrobe with our festive joke t-shirts! Perfect for holiday gatherings or casual fun, these witty tees make a cheerful statement during the season of laughter.
SANTA'S WORKSHOP, 'About that breath of yours -- maybe you should consult the Tooth Fairy.'
Christmas in the Fish Bowl
Well... Tis the season to be jolly!
"The eggnog fountain is a bad idea."
'Dang, again we're going so fast that we caused a disruption in the time-space continuum.'
"And my client will be seeking significant damages for being mistakenly placed in the naughty column!"
'Looks like no Christmas bonus this year.'
Browned off cows. They can't pull a cracker.
'Maybe there is something in all this global warming stuff.'
"Do you feel your eyes have changed any since your last visit?" "No. They seem to be ho, ho, ho, holding their own."
'Kids like my presents, but do they really like me?'
A centipede's Christmas stockings
"As you can see, I've learned the alphabet."
Cat Waits For Mouse To Come And Kiss Under The Mistletoe
"We bring him gifts of gold, frankincense and mercantile mutual hedge fund options."
"We don't use good and bad lists anymore. Now we have stupid, really stupid and completely nuts lists."
'I get that reaction a lot.'
"I like it here but if Santa doesn't get better WiFi I'm getting a new job."
Rudolph the brown-nosed reindeer.
'HO,HO,HO,WHY ARE YOU AFRAID OF SANTA CLAUS??!!'
'After you ask him for the pony, ask him to pay for your college education.'
Merry Sisyphus - Christmas pudding being pushed up a mountain.
'I mind my mother, and I do my lessons, and I'm here for the quid pro quo.'
"Take a shower first. You smell like a chimney."
'You know when kids are good or bad? Are you with NSA?'
"This year let's choose a Christmas card design that reflects the situation the country is in. Let's go for a design that says: Bah humbug!"
'Look! There's Santa!'
It was brighter than most, and Biggins allowed himself a quiet smile as he contemplated the immense speeds involved as it burned itself up in the atmosphere...
"Can we have all of your candy, a dog biscuit and a smoke for my cat friend here?"
"I smell cranberries."
Be careful how you unwrap it I think it MIGHT be his stool sample!
Two Men Who Wouldn't Get Off the Ski Lift.
"Guess what the elves told me? The North Pole is made out of candy!"
"Sorry I'm late. We were delayed when Rudolph caught a drone in his antlers."
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Festive Jokes Mugs
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