Festive Job Seeker Gifts

"I like it here but if Santa doesn't get better WiFi I'm getting a new job."

Santa Claus's wife beats the soot out of his beard.

Frozen Turkey: "I hate to bother you on a holiday but I'm freezing out here. Do you have a heated enclosed space I could rest inside for four to five hours?"

"I prefer to talk to Mrs. Claus. She doesn't care if I'm naughty or nice."

The Dance of the Penguins Once the March Is Over

Margarita

Fleas Navidad.

'You still owe me the pony from last year!'

A Creature WAS Stirring

The Problem with On-the-fly Christmas Caroling

You Will Have a Merry Christmas. . . Resistance is Futile.

'Tom will coordinate our pre-holiday point-of-purchase displays and Mark will coordinate our post holiday point-of-return displays.'

'How do you think he stays so merry through the holidays?!'

Farmer Christmas.

'Well, the magic of Christmas is officially over, unless it includes waking up to a septic tank backup.'

'HO,HO,HO,WHY ARE YOU AFRAID OF SANTA CLAUS??!!'

Snowman throws snowball at Santa.

'Christmas dinner's almost ready dear.'

"Edward, you are already more than Christmassy enough."

"I'm more concerned about the two bowlfuls of jelly you apparently sit on the rest of the year."

Dog's Christmas list.

"You believed you were above everyone else, and deserved to look down on others. This is a clear case of shelf-elf-filling prophecy."

'That's about as Christmasy as we can get it.'

"The garbage cans were hung by the chimney with care..."

Santa reads book: The Joy of Sacks.

"...And don't forget to include the receipts!"

"Christmas parties aren't nearly as much fun since we started teleworking. . ."

"I think Santa has taken us offthe naughty list this year."

"I only want one thing for Christmas. Straighten out Congress."

Full Serve/Elf Serve

'Skip the meal more room for dessert!'

How to believe in yourself.

There's always one idiot at the staff Christmas party who goes too far. If you work for yourself, that would be you.

Santa's gifts for 2021

The Bavarians, scene 1.