Festive Hygiene Enthusiasts T-Shirts

Cookies and Sanitizer for Santa

Man sees sign as he exits bathroom: 'Employees Often Wash Hands'.

'Before you see any patients have you completed your hand sterilisation and soap management course?'

Happy Holidays from Sanitary Claus!

"Instead of taking a bath can I wear a flea collar?"

"Out with the old fish, in with the new."

Wash your hands

'...and now, Doctor, if you have satisfactorily disinfected your hands,...

'I'm about to die and now I realise I have REALLY BAD breath!'

Soap Versus Coronavirus

"I'm guessing you're a germaphobe?"

Hand Sanitiser on the Bar

"Relax, Dad... I'll put your toothbrush away when I'm done. I always do."

'Would you like me to wipe the cup with my finger or would you prefer Rover here licking it clean?'

'Mom, why do I have to wash both hands? I only eat with one of them.'

Shaking hands will transfer bacteria

A day in the life of a dish sink

"I'd like to thank everyone who believed in me."

'You've kept your shoes and socks on. I washed my feet yesterday.'

Santa and reindeer in line with shadows

"No, I'm not able to transplant your computer's antivirus software into your body. Try washing your hands more often."

'Are you sure you washed this salad?'

"I don't want you swimming in the ocean -- it's a toilet that hasn't been flushed in 4 billion years."

'We can't stop here for a picnic, you know I need to find a stream to wash my food...'

Customers must wash hands after using their laptops.

'I already had one bath today! You want my skin to wear out?'

'I'm the good witch, and this is my house - made entirely out of dental care products.'

'I'm playing a crowd member in the Easter pageant. I was going to play Pilate 'til I found out I'd have to wash my hands.'

"We might be in trouble – the environment people have cited us as a hazardous waste site."

"Our staff here at the practice believe in 10% inspiration and 90% perspiration, so I had these showers installed."

'Have you washed your hands?'

Wash Hands After Every Business Deal

"Here comes someone now. If we're lucky they haven't had their fly shot, or won't wash their hands!"