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Elf and Safety Days = 0.

Making the most of coal in his Christmas stocking.

Santa-Anna.

'I remember the Smith's Housekeeping skills from last year.'

"And what would you like for Christmas, little boy!"

Mrs. Claus has a ladies night out.

Well... Tis the season to be jolly!

'I'm the ghost of Christmas future. I'm hammered, can we do this later...?'

"I always forget how much louder they sound in the country."

"The eggnog fountain is a bad idea."

Christmas Presents.

"And my client will be seeking significant damages for being mistakenly placed in the naughty column!"

'Maybe there is something in all this global warming stuff.'

'Kids like my presents, but do they really like me?'

"Do you feel your eyes have changed any since your last visit?" "No. They seem to be ho, ho, ho, holding their own."

Santa 'Freezing' Claus.

Snowman has twisted, wonky carrot nose: 'Apparently, it's organic.'

"As you can see, I've learned the alphabet."

"We don't use good and bad lists anymore. Now we have stupid, really stupid and completely nuts lists."

"Do excuse me, I've got a nuttiness allergy."

'I get that reaction a lot.'

Merry Sisyphus - Christmas pudding being pushed up a mountain.

'Well, hello, Mr. Christmas!'

"In normal circumstances a full state pension would be an automatic..."

The Salivation army.

Your dad is a union man, isn't he?

Santa with a boy on his knee:' I've got your 300 dollars. Did you bring your Mom and Dad's social security numbers and password information?'

Santa hosing the Chimney.

C.P.A.

Be careful how you unwrap it I think it MIGHT be his stool sample!

"Well, if you expect me to be good, you'll have to bring me something better than the rubbish I got last year!"

"Sorry I'm late. We were delayed when Rudolph caught a drone in his antlers."

T'was the night before Christmas and all through the house not a creature was stirring...except Bert who had a weak bladder!

"So Mr. Claus, there is a Virginia!"

'Times are hard so these will have to be presents for Christmas and birthday combined!'