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'Man, I hate walking down so many stairs!'

"The derby is better. That makes you look like Abraham Lincoln."

"Excuse me a moment, whilst I just change hats."

Businessman wearing many hats.

'I'm looking for something to impress the shareholders.'

"So what if people do laugh? The world can use a little more laughter, can't it?"

"JB wears many hats. He just can't delegate"

"Of course, lots of women are just going bare-headed."

The Bearskin Hat Family

William Tell's lesser-known first son- Stanislaus Tell.

'Can I have mine with the peak at the front '

"The way you wear your hat….The way you sip your tea..."

'You stay here. I'll go on a head.'

'Good luck with the presentation dear and I still think it would be better without the hat!'

Saxophonist playing on the map of Cornwall.

Hat Boxes, in the Closet

Michael Jackson: The thriller of entertainment.

Santa uses his interviewing skills on his second job, too.

A witch tries on new styles of hats.

"Did you see that trimmed-up earlier than thou look on her face, just then?"

Drainpipe in a sombrero.

'I thoguht they only tested drugs on guinea pigs.'

"When a cowboy wears it, it is a cowboy hat."

'I like this one. Does it come in a backwards version?'

"Head office wants us to wear these until our corporate iamge improves."

Papa, how come Rudolph has a red nose? Because he's a drunk, son. Plain and simple.

Hat Wars.

'This is the kind of hat you wear to bed.'

"Patience, you can have it back in a minute..."

"...And please let at least one person admire my new hat!"

'Beret Night at the Museum'

They will too notice.

'Ok, bad idea. Everyone TAKE OFF their thinking caps.'

Kevin: King of the Social Influencers.

'For Zeus' sake, man, get me some sunblock or a hat.'