Festive Fun Pursuer Gifts

'Oi! - And I don't want to see that reindeer dancing. Last year he nearly had somebody's eye out!'

"We don't care about his nose. We won't let him play because he's not vaccinated and won't wear a mask!"

Piranhaclaus

"I'm sorry, but my costs were way out of control."

"I prefer to talk to Mrs. Claus. She doesn't care if I'm naughty or nice."

"This is so fun - I've been wagging my tail so much my cheeks hurt!"

"Merry Christmas"

Snowman

"Perhaps it wasn't so wise to bring Frosty along!"

Jump Boy!God, your life must be dull.

"We get fantastic indoor facilities during the cold months."

'You still owe me the pony from last year!'

A Creature WAS Stirring

'In celebration of Thanksgiving, this week's pie charts are all pumpkin flavored!'

'There really IS a Santa!' Santa busts pets eating his milk and cookies

Santa uses his interviewing skills on his second job, too.

'Let's open presents Christmas Eve AND morning. That way Christmas lasts for TWO days.'

'HO,HO,HO,WHY ARE YOU AFRAID OF SANTA CLAUS??!!'

'I hate it when he's in one of his silly festive moods.'

"I'm more concerned about the two bowlfuls of jelly you apparently sit on the rest of the year."

The Last-Minute Halloween Costume Parade

'Christmas dinner's almost ready dear.'

Hoo Hoo Hoo Merry Christmas!

After they became friends, Rudolph found out just what reindeer games the reindeer played.

"Christmas parties aren't nearly as much fun since we started teleworking. . ."

'That's about as Christmasy as we can get it.'

"The garbage cans were hung by the chimney with care..."

"Just put one foot directly in front of the other, sir, and walk in as straight a line as possible."

Balloon ski lift