Festive Fun Pursuer Gifts

'Oi! - And I don't want to see that reindeer dancing. Last year he nearly had somebody's eye out!'

"We don't care about his nose. We won't let him play because he's not vaccinated and won't wear a mask!"

Piranhaclaus

"I'm sorry, but my costs were way out of control."

"This is so fun - I've been wagging my tail so much my cheeks hurt!"

"I prefer to talk to Mrs. Claus. She doesn't care if I'm naughty or nice."

"Merry Christmas"

Snowman

Jump Boy!God, your life must be dull.

The Porkypine Pals Christmas Adventure - Part Three

A Creature WAS Stirring

"We get fantastic indoor facilities during the cold months."

"Perhaps it wasn't so wise to bring Frosty along!"

'You still owe me the pony from last year!'

'In celebration of Thanksgiving, this week's pie charts are all pumpkin flavored!'

A centipede's Christmas stockings

'There really IS a Santa!' Santa busts pets eating his milk and cookies

'Let's open presents Christmas Eve AND morning. That way Christmas lasts for TWO days.'

Santa uses his interviewing skills on his second job, too.

'HO,HO,HO,WHY ARE YOU AFRAID OF SANTA CLAUS??!!'

The Last-Minute Halloween Costume Parade

"I'm more concerned about the two bowlfuls of jelly you apparently sit on the rest of the year."

'Am I on your good Facebook friend list, or on your bad Facebook friend list?'

"Sharp shooter, huh? Well, I was attacked by an ax murderer!"

'I hate it when he's in one of his silly festive moods.'

'Christmas dinner's almost ready dear.'

'It looks like Reindeer!!'

Christmas Dwarves

Hoo Hoo Hoo Merry Christmas!

"You believed you were above everyone else, and deserved to look down on others. This is a clear case of shelf-elf-filling prophecy."

After they became friends, Rudolph found out just what reindeer games the reindeer played.

"The garbage cans were hung by the chimney with care..."

Balloon ski lift

"I'm a little angel when I'm asleep. Does that count?"

"Christmas parties aren't nearly as much fun since we started teleworking. . ."