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'He's been!'

"We don't care about his nose. We won't let him play because he's not vaccinated and won't wear a mask!"

"I'm sorry, but my costs were way out of control."

"I prefer to talk to Mrs. Claus. She doesn't care if I'm naughty or nice."

"Really! How many 'How to Survive the Festive Season' articles does one man need?"

"The eggnog fountain is a bad idea."

"Please hold applause until end of dragon."

Santa Claus You Are Welcome.

"Merry Christmas"

Snowman

Cake

"Perhaps it wasn't so wise to bring Frosty along!"

A Creature WAS Stirring

"We get fantastic indoor facilities during the cold months."

'You still owe me the pony from last year!'

A centipede's Christmas stockings

'There really IS a Santa!' Santa busts pets eating his milk and cookies

Santa uses his interviewing skills on his second job, too.

"I believe I you, Bigfoot."

'HO,HO,HO,WHY ARE YOU AFRAID OF SANTA CLAUS??!!'

'Then it's approved. We move from the North Pole at once due to melting of the polar ice caps.'

'Christmas dinner's almost ready dear.'

'Am I on your good Facebook friend list, or on your bad Facebook friend list?'

"It's her first snowman."

Come To Church Today and Beat the Christmas Rush.

"I'm more concerned about the two bowlfuls of jelly you apparently sit on the rest of the year."

'I hate it when he's in one of his silly festive moods.'

"Sharp shooter, huh? Well, I was attacked by an ax murderer!"

"The other reindeer sent me back to the smoking section."

Early versions of the new year's eve ball drop proved less popular among revelers,

Christmas Dwarves

"You believed you were above everyone else, and deserved to look down on others. This is a clear case of shelf-elf-filling prophecy."

After they became friends, Rudolph found out just what reindeer games the reindeer played.

Balloon ski lift

Seventh Birthday