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Christmas Stockings with Odor Eaters

Christmas tree with wadded up lights.

Happy Easter

Flight attendant piloting Santa's sleigh.

"Whoa. There's a huge crack down here." "Tell me about it."

Santa Dog

May your Christmas be full of harmony

Hold those deer to you near to you this Christmas.

Violin family at Christmas

Santa knows he has to be more careful. One more accident due to pilot error, and the FAA would take away his pilot's license for good.

The Problem with On-the-fly Christmas Caroling

3 Pointless Things To Do At Christmas: Add a little festivity to your favourite fast food/Look up an old friend/Murder the Scotch.

Brahms and Liszt at Christmas!

Well, the doctor confirmed that it's not Rosacea.

'Leave the Iranian airspace at once!'

Christmas Flights

Father Christmas stuck on plane wing

Our busy Sundays are Christmas, Easter and hurricane season.

Pucker up!

'Sometimes Rudolph, I can't help but feel Christmas is getting too complicated!'

"It's our fault. We put out milk & cookies and now we can't get rid of him."

"I guess he IS telling the truth.... Well, Merry Christmas, Santa! Have a good flight."

I brake for Jetliners.

The Holiday Party Invitation.

"It's going to be tight making all of these 873 connecting flights tonight."

'Moon Jumper One, you are entering restricted Christmas airspace. ABORT!;

Santana Claus

"Dad, I'll assemble yours if you assemble mine."

'They can be a real menace at this time of year.'

"People seem to be saying, Christmas is early, much earlier than they did last year."

"What happens under the mistletoe stays under the mistletoe."

"I'm not drunk! I'm jush looking for my car keyish."

Santa's Flies Safe

"Flight 570 reports its starboard engines sucked in Dasher and Dancer and the port intakes just got Donner and Blitzen!"

"What the...a swarm of Christmas air-mail parcels?! Pull her up, Larry! Pull her up!!"