Festive Finance Juggler Mugs

'It's beginning to look a lot like Christmas.'

The day the stock market went UP.

"I'm curious about your dependent children, Scamp, Flop, and Spunky."

Tree in Dollar Shape.

'Ho,ho,ho, but can you be more specific?'

"I know it's not an ideal situation, Samantha, but how else are we going to afford a 160 gigabyte laptop, a top of the range mobile and a Playstation 3 for the kids presents?"

Help! Have to pay back a big world bank loan.

"You really clean up on these mileage deductions, don't you."

"Just as I feared. Tariffs."

'It's the bank again... What I'd give for a bit of good old-fashioned heavy breathing!'

Dollar Sign Christmas Tree.

'Man, I've bought heaps on my credit card this month...It always amazes me...How many things I'd rather have than money.'

Santa's Party Trick - mishap with decoration juggling.

"You can't be serious about all these travel expenses in December!"

'Since you only work one night a year, it will take centuries to build up your retirement account.'

'Listen, Santa. Either you repay what you owe, or we reposses Rudolph!'

'The salary isn't much, but the expense account to entertain the boss, ohh-la-la!'

"Beats me how I managed before getting a financial support animal."

"Santa, snow is falling." "Sell snow!"

"Just because you can go around the world in one night doesn't mean you can also do your taxes that way!"

There IS a Santa Claus.

Santa using the stock exchange to keep track of stocks and bonds being good or bad as well as going up or down

'We had a white Christmas but we'll be in the red until April.'

"Never mind what's in the box. That'll be discussed at the end of the month."

'Due to budget cutbacks, we need to get by with less.'

'And will you take this man to the cleaners....'

'Our finances remind me of a Picasso painting. He had his Rose and Blue periods. Our checkbook has its Red and Black periods.'

"Safe? Of course it's safe! I do fireworks every year!"

Man robbed by medical center.

'That was Dobson on the phone... What a lucky dog! He don't need to worry about stocks and economy anymore. He just went flat broke.'

A dart board for the Federal Reserve's planning policy?

'Stocks tumbled on the news Santa's credit rating was downgraded.'

"I'm the ghost of christmas past due."