Festive Finance Fans Mugs

'Maybe you'd be interested in our easy-pay, 12-month plan. That'd take you up to next Christmas.'

The day the stock market went UP.

Peephole in a pile of presents (colour).

"Christmas drinks 'n' nibbles system"

"It's not a party until someone gets plowed."

'Looks like someone beat us to the punch.'

Tree in Dollar Shape.

'I was an egg in the Easter play.'

'Ho,ho,ho, but can you be more specific?'

'Do I get to take an 'elfie' with Santa, too?'

"Sir, you're not on the list - we've checked it twice."

"I know it's not an ideal situation, Samantha, but how else are we going to afford a 160 gigabyte laptop, a top of the range mobile and a Playstation 3 for the kids presents?"

Help! Have to pay back a big world bank loan.

"If I survive this holiday, I'm moving to a pond."

'Thanks mum, it's just what I always wanted!'

Christmas sweater alternatives

"You really clean up on these mileage deductions, don't you."

'Some mistakes are too much fun to make only once.'

'And that,and that,and that...'

Dollar Sign Christmas Tree.

The other days of the year...

A Christmas tree self portrait

"You can't be serious about all these travel expenses in December!"

'Since you only work one night a year, it will take centuries to build up your retirement account.'

We only have two things to fear - fear itself and someone getting a look at our books.

"Humpty Dumpty had a great fall? Was he invested in emerging markets?"

'Listen, Santa. Either you repay what you owe, or we reposses Rudolph!'

Are we human or are we Dancer, Prancer, Comet and Vixen

Advent Calender.

'First she called my mother, and then she called Santa.'

Great Moment in North Pole History

"Normally after 365 years we'd be looking at a better figure, but not when you've only worked one day a year!"