Festive Family Enthusiast Mugs

The Cricket on the Hearth - Title-page to the first edition

Christmas tree with wadded up lights.

'Sure, a drawing on Facebook has coverage, but nothing wows the family like a spread on the fridge.'

No one has ever been accused of choosing bad relatives.

Polygamists' Picnic

"It's so nice to finally put a face to the name."

Mrs Claus - North Pole Dancing.

"Sarah has two mommies and both of them are good cooks."

"Really! How many 'How to Survive the Festive Season' articles does one man need?"

I love my family!

"Sir, you're not on the list - we've checked it twice."

"Listen. Nobody's cuter than anyone else! You're all equally cute!"

Yo ho ho!

It's a Boy

Mother's Love

"Wheeeeeeee!"

'I think babies grow in a mommy's tummy and adopted babies grow in a mommy's heart.'

Christmas Hugs

'They're a very successful family.'

"This might take awhile, Lord."

"When it comes to turkeys, Mom, you sure know your stuff-ing."

Cheers

'One of my relatives is coming to Thanksgiving dinner...and one of yours.'

"As you can see, I've learned the alphabet."

"I've had. . . um. . . just a small sherry. . ."

Maypole

Merry Kissmas

Santa uses his interviewing skills on his second job, too.

'Let's open presents Christmas Eve AND morning. That way Christmas lasts for TWO days.'

Festive squad

"Yes, "breeding like rabbits" is often used in a pejorative sense. The truth is, we don't care as we love having kids..."

"It's important to women that a man has a good relationship with his mother."

'I agreed to guide you, My contract says nothing about pulling a sleigh,'

A couple with a new baby

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