Festive Fun Enthusiast Mugs

Light the tree - 25c for 10 minutes.

Shelf on an Elf

'Joe gave up the news for the holidays.'

"You want to behave, son. You don't want Santa putting kryptonite in your stocking."

Santa uses his interviewing skills on his second job, too.

New Year

"Fake nose."

"You must be Corporal Kaufmann. I hear you're the most decorated serving soldier in your unit."

"Really, Pop - you call this 'with care?'"

Santa's Workshop...St Nickolas Foundation...Philanthropy since the year 701.

M is for Mistletoe

'Small tip, don't buy them Nerf guns for Christmas!'

'This is my lawyer to eye-witness your promises...'

A Fallen Christmas tree.

An Elf Pervert: 'Just put these on...see if they fit.'

'I just love Christmas!'

One huge Christmas stocking!

Christmas tree with wadded up lights.

"I'm sorry, but my costs were way out of control."

"We don't care about his nose. We won't let him play because he's not vaccinated and won't wear a mask!"

"I prefer to talk to Mrs. Claus. She doesn't care if I'm naughty or nice."

Mrs Claus - North Pole Dancing.

"Really! How many 'How to Survive the Festive Season' articles does one man need?"

"Sir, you're not on the list - we've checked it twice."

"The eggnog fountain is a bad idea."

Yo ho ho!

"And my client will be seeking significant damages for being mistakenly placed in the naughty column!"

"Merry Christmas"

Snowman

'Maybe there is something in all this global warming stuff.'

A Creature WAS Stirring

"Perhaps it wasn't so wise to bring Frosty along!"

Cheers

'You still owe me the pony from last year!'

"We get fantastic indoor facilities during the cold months."