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"As I understand it, he has a whole other workshop in Hong Kong where they make all that electronic stuff."

"Can we do that again tomorrow night?"

Cut out and keep your own Christmas Caterer.

Elfie Stick

Happy Holidays from Sanitary Claus!

"I love these old decorations!"

Santa does a keg stand.

Meet Santa's entourage

Person carrying balloons and plants.

'Business is booming.' - at Uncle Bert's Explosives

Great doing business with you. I look forward to next year.

'Awww, isn't that nice: This one says 'PS: Love to Rudolph!''

'What?! Not even one of you wants to see how they're made?'

Folding Container.

"Back in the industrial age, this was, I believe, a steel mill."

Ring those Christmas bells!

'Hey! This box of 'made in America' stickers has a sticker on it that says 'made in Taiwan'.'

'Your dad only works one day a week but mine only works ONE day a year!'

Christmas reunions!

"Dude, last night was nuts."

How many times have I told you not to leave it running?

Recycled Flake

Music shop's sign: We have 'Sleigh Bells'. Weather Bureau's sign: You're gonna need them.

'Yes the business has become bigger, but Fred still likes to work at home.'

Adam Smith

'Remember, it's not just gimme. It's please gimme.'

"Kids now program their robots to do their trick-or-treating for them. There's a thin line between ingenuity and laziness."

'Happy New Year!'

Santa's Workshop. Ernie runs that sanding machind here. He says that makes him a "smooth operator."

inflation at Christmas

When seasons collide

Priest Halloween costume for boy.

"How can Santa eat all those cookies and drink all that milk in one night? Well, like everything else when it comes to Santa, it's magic. . ."

'Rats!!...Socks!!...Again!!'

Easter Bunny Pushing Father Christmas Out The Way.