Festive Events T-Shirts

"Off to a bit of a bad start, aren't we, Dear?"

Santa Claus stuck in chimney at A&E.

"Who hired him?"

"He's taken buzzed to a whole new level."

Happy New Year 2012!

Hear those sleigh bells ringing a ding ding ding a ling...

Sign Santa is growing older: 'Ah, Donner, Dancer...the one with a red nose...'

Beniot and the Bohemians from La Boheme

57th Birthday balloons

"Can we do that again tomorrow night?"

Pete Townshend Vineyards

"Guess who brought king cake!"

"Christmas - what a fuss eh?"

Mardi Gras

Face painting.

Cimafunk

'I can't force jocose if I'm not feeling it.'

"It's not a party until someone gets plowed."

Christmas Tree

Bacchus.

"It's how he would have wanted to go."

Southwark Fair.

Peephole in a pile of presents (colour).

"Damn. I think I missed the turn for Bethlehem."

'Santa recalled thousands of toys ― he delivered them to kids who're in fact naughty.'

"One more time, Mr Claus - who sold you the data?"

'Looks like someone beat us to the punch.'

Christmas tree with wadded up lights.

Mrs. Claus has a ladies night out.

"Oh, we're not religious. We only go on the solstices and equinoxes."

High security Santa's grotto

Santa Claus's wife beats the soot out of his beard.

"I'm sorry, but my costs were way out of control."

Dick was the kind of guy who wanted everyone to know it was his birthday.

"You do realize his ‘nose so bright’ is going to attract a horde of Defense Department drones."