Festive Emailer T-Shirts

"Aha! Caught you emailing Father Christmas."

'Santa recalled thousands of toys ― he delivered them to kids who're in fact naughty.'

"A GPS! Thanks guys! It's exactly what I need to guide my sleigh...you know, in light of that unfortunate hunting accident."

Happy Holidays from Sanitary Claus!

Frozen Turkey: "I hate to bother you on a holiday but I'm freezing out here. Do you have a heated enclosed space I could rest inside for four to five hours?"

Frosting the Snowman

Flight attendant piloting Santa's sleigh.

Little girl hoses down walkway as Santa slips and falls

'Tom will coordinate our pre-holiday point-of-purchase displays and Mark will coordinate our post holiday point-of-return displays.'

"Then you just run a VLOOKUP against the Naughty column."

The Problem with On-the-fly Christmas Caroling

"We'll see how it goes. It's Santa's first year with the genetically modified deer."

Classic Emojis for sale.

Father Christmas uses laptop on roof. Man says: 'I think someone is stealing our wi-fi.'

Do your emails stand out from the rest?

'Oh, Christ.'

Well, the doctor confirmed that it's not Rosacea.

'Leave the Iranian airspace at once!'

The Porkypine Pals Christmas Adventure - Part Four

Christmas Flights

Safe Christmas.

Father Christmas stuck on plane wing

Santa with a boy on his knee:' I've got your 300 dollars. Did you bring your Mom and Dad's social security numbers and password information?'

'And the Angel of the Lord said unto them, 'Go fill all thy shops with overpriced tat, stuff thyselves sill for four months and see if thou canst get away with calling it Christmas.'

'Sometimes Rudolph, I can't help but feel Christmas is getting too complicated!'

Vendo Tree.

"I guess he IS telling the truth.... Well, Merry Christmas, Santa! Have a good flight."

'Where were you on the night of October 31st?'

I brake for Jetliners.

Rescuing the NHS for Christmas

Xmas

'Take that off, Fuller. You're scaring the hell out of everyone!'

"It's going to be tight making all of these 873 connecting flights tonight."

'Sorry - I left the naughty kid files on the train.'

'Moon Jumper One, you are entering restricted Christmas airspace. ABORT!;