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"I got it from Irma Shingle that the Casselberrys are no longer living together."

Two firemen hosing a blaze in a christmas tree.

Theatre Crowd

Scarpia from Tosca

"Boy, this blooper reel from 'Manchester by the Sea' is a crack-up."

"You don't know me well enough to not care how I look."

"I love these old decorations!"

Filming Christmas

"Donner and Blitzen are just our stage names."

Meet Santa's entourage

Lovers in toile de jouy

Sailor boy

"Hi, my name is Rudolph." "Hi Rudolph." "And I have a drinking problem." "Hi Rudolph." "Hi Rudolph." "Hi Rudolph." "Hi Rudolph." "Hi Rudolph."

"Please turn on your cell phones."

"Guess who's going to be on national television apologizing to the American public."

Eurydice in prison

'Right, how can I help you?' 'Your wife is having it off with my husband!'

He Sees You When You're Sleeping

"What am I doing? Just sitting here binge binging."

Ring those Christmas bells!

'I think those rumors about you giving yourself a $10 million raise while laying off thousands finally reached the employees. Now I suggest we run!'

"So have you been watching Bridgerton?"

How many times have I told you not to leave it running?

'Your dad only works one day a week but mine only works ONE day a year!'

"Dude, last night was nuts."

'Safe!'

Levitation Man Avoids Angry Husband.

Master of the house states that he will be detained in the city on business when he learns that there is cold mutton for dinner.

Christmas reunions!

'Remember, it's not just gimme. It's please gimme.'

"Of please your highness.. not the Glasgow Empire!!"

'Thanks for the onesie!'

"Congratulations on opening night."

'Rats!!...Socks!!...Again!!'

"Would it make life easier if I just ordered my presents online and sent you the bill?"