Festive Costume Fanatic Gifts

A dog with antlers

Mardi Gras

"If you ask me, wearing these things only makes them nervous."

Business meeting, CEO is dressed strangely as he asks: 'Any questions?'

"Christmas drinks 'n' nibbles system"

"It's not a party until someone gets plowed."

Peephole in a pile of presents (colour).

'Sooner or later, someone at the party will hand you a sandwich and a glass of wine - then what?'

'Looks like someone beat us to the punch.'

"Anna - there's someone I'd like to meet."

Halloween may be a little different this year.

Wolf trying on sheep's clothing at a retail store.

Advocado

A man washing a mascot costume

'I was an egg in the Easter play.'

Falstaff

Little Buttercup HMS Pinafore

'Awesome mummy costume!' 'I'm a pirate! Some kids just TPed me...'

"I brought you a wig because you said you like long hair."

Two circus clowns see each other dressed for a costume party.

Children in fancy dress on the way to music lessons

'I think he's lonely.'

I like this one. Do you have it in blue?

"Sir, you're not on the list - we've checked it twice."

'Do I get to take an 'elfie' with Santa, too?'

"Worst breach of corporate dress code I've ever witnessed."

Un ballo in maschera

"Hello? Guys? Okay, I've had a long day and I'm very tired, so no pranks this time. I'm serious... guys?!"

Tiger Costume

Cat scratches on a pirate's wooden leg.

"Makes me wish I'd kept that gorilla suit."

'I tell you, dad, Miss Hamilton is a witch!'

'Thanks mum, it's just what I always wanted!'

Sharks hate practical jokes.

"Hmm. The lights are on, but nobody's home..."