Festive Contract Analyzer Pillows

The underwriter was suspicious of all the dodgy Clauses.

"I know it's not an ideal situation, Samantha, but how else are we going to afford a 160 gigabyte laptop, a top of the range mobile and a Playstation 3 for the kids presents?"

Help! Have to pay back a big world bank loan.

The Problem with On-the-fly Christmas Caroling

"Just as I feared. Tariffs."

Dollar Sign Christmas Tree.

'Listen, Santa. Either you repay what you owe, or we reposses Rudolph!'

"Santa, snow is falling." "Sell snow!"

There IS a Santa Claus.

Santa using the stock exchange to keep track of stocks and bonds being good or bad as well as going up or down

'We had a white Christmas but we'll be in the red until April.'

"Smile if you're guilty!"

Christmas card access

Salesman in a Santa suit

"An aluminum baseball bat? Are you kidding? With the tariffs, my raw material costs are up 25%. How about some soybeans?"

'We've drunk a Christmas toast to my portfolio, now let's drink a Christmas toast to your portfolio.'

The Bankrupts' Christmas Tree

'I can't talk now. I'm in the annual meeting.'

Financial Christmas

'He sees me when I'm sleeping, he knows when I'm awake...'

'Repetitive strain injury of the eyes?'

'Now there's a perfect example of something that's not cost effective. Fire him!'

'Ho, ho, ho!'

"A local retail survey shows holiday sales were flat...but the consumer cash meter hit an all-time high...while the holiday confidence index took a three-point dip."

"I think I found something in our price range!"

"First, I'll need to see an audited statement of revenue and expenses."

"Just sign here, sir - it clears me of any responsibility."

'How about a Santa Claus stock rally this year?'

Santa Mario Draghi - European Central Bank.

Profit chart.

"In market news, Holly, Mistletoe and fruitcakes are up."