Festive Challenger Mugs

Santa versus Christianity

'Santa recalled thousands of toys ― he delivered them to kids who're in fact naughty.'

Happy Holidays from Sanitary Claus!

"A GPS! Thanks guys! It's exactly what I need to guide my sleigh...you know, in light of that unfortunate hunting accident."

Frozen Turkey: "I hate to bother you on a holiday but I'm freezing out here. Do you have a heated enclosed space I could rest inside for four to five hours?"

Frosting the Snowman

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"We'll see how it goes. It's Santa's first year with the genetically modified deer."

The Problem with On-the-fly Christmas Caroling

Safe Christmas.

'Ahh...I see you travelling far and wide on a long fruitless mission but you still can't find a town centre parking space this Christmas...'

Jack and the Snowman.

"O Holy night - Aye! The stars are brightly shining - YUH!"

'No cuts in Medicare!'

Rescuing the NHS for Christmas

'Hey you take that outside.'

Christmas pine

Xmas

'Sorry - I left the naughty kid files on the train.'

Carolling

Congregation

Elf

'What I like about Christmas is that wonderful feeling of freedom when it's all over.'

"How married are you to 'Merry Christmas' in the title?"

"Kids on the right, elves on the left."

"I can't help but feel disappointed."

"No more for him, he has to drive."

'Mister, I'm an organized labour, and if you don't want to hire me just because I'm no Reindeer, I'll sue you because of discrimination!'

"I'll take 'Jolly Old Elf' for $600, Alex."

Santa accidentally brings his mail bag instead of his gift bag.

"Sorry Rudolph, this year I'm going with Steve and his sweet disco ball nose."

"I think he's trying to pick you up..."

'I'd like to be known for my wit and warm personality, but no, it's always the bloody nose...'

Sacred Snowman burial grounds

One day in December...