Festive Bug Enthusiast Gifts

A Centipede's Christmas

'Let the creepy crawly hunt begin!'

"They're so adorable at that age!"

Billy would watch his ant farm for hours on end.

The Poky Little Pupa.

'Son, it's time we had that little talk about ornithology and entomology.'

Extreme Bungy

'Oh no, it's the Burkes! You stall them here while I go fix my hair and don't let them roam around. Remember, once you have cockroaches in your kitchen, you'll never get rid of them.'

'What the..? She IS a stick!'

'Trickle or Spray!?'

I thought you said we should never go to bed mad.

Terry had a computer bug.

Exciting potato bugs.

Mary, remember that you're pregnant and are now eating for 2,000.

Happy birthday Dung Beetle

'We're doing a fly on the wall documentary.'

'At ease, soldier.'

'Oh, thank you, Neville. If I had lips, I'd kiss you.'

"WOW, we're on top of the world!"

'Dear, Junior ate his first house today!'

"I'm afraid you need knee surgery."

"Waiter, this is the worst meal I've ever tasted. And believe me, I've eaten some crap!"

Science Dept...Entomology: 'Too bad humans don't spend their teen years in pupa like insects.'

"Yes!" "Excellent!" The Daily Bug City considers pesticides ban

'Oh Ernie, you're a louse, but I love you.'

"What do you mean blood sucking pest? You're the one who invited me into your life!"

'I'm an atheist!'

'When I grow up I want to join the SWAT team!'

When cockroaches go unchecked.

Dung beetle to other dung beetle - 'Now what do we do with it' Reply - 'Beats me'

"Stan, it's come to my attention that you have been creeping people out at work."

"I have such strong feelers for you."

'I really don't know why we bother coming here - the food's always crap.'

Fruit Fly Job Interviews

"You'll build another bug collection in no time."